Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Booty-Loving Denim according to Tatyana

I bought a pair of jeans the other day.


Now before you tune out, remember, everything to do in my life these days is booty related in some way, shape or form. And finding jeans that fit my body type has always been a challenge. In fact, ever since my beloved Sevens got a lovely crotch rip from general wear-n-tear, I've made a promise to myself not to buy another pair of overpriced "premium" denim, until there was a fit and style that was close to perfect.


Fortunately, between then and now, there have been a few random pairs that have appeared in my life like little non-designer rays of light.... including my amazing documentary character-find "PZI denim" (when the heck is this line going to be offered in Canada!). But the reality is, for me to find jeans, I have to CONSTANTLY be on the look out. It is a lot more involved then walking into a jeans store, trying on a few pairs in a brand line that always works for me, and walking out a happy gal.


Since I'm on the subject, I will share my research on jeans for the 'bootyful' based on actual experience and not just word-of-mouth claims:


MY CURRENT JEANS ROSTER:

- SEVERAL pairs of PZI (www.pzijeans.com)


- Bedo jeans. A brand of mens and womens clothing, only available in Canada. I didn't even know they did denim. And I found one bootcut style that I snatched up that they no longer offer.


- a pair of Salt jeans that I snagged at Winners (I guess the US equivalent of this would be TJ MAXX), if I remember correctly. I've tried to find comparable Salt's again... and no such luck. Guess they don't make this fit anymore too.


- a pair of Diesels that I actually had to buy on EBAY when my first pair reached the end of it's life. It's a style called 'DAZE' that I have been complimented on many times but for God's sake, what the HECK happened to Diesel? Currently, all of their styles are stiff, lycra/stretch free, and really really narrow in the thigh.


- a pair from EXPRESS in the US. It's their new "premium denim" line... thank goodness "premium" to this company still means under $100! The style is 'DPD Boot Cut'


- I also am a big fan of Juicy Couture. Or more like I USED to be.... the pair I have DO fit but I'm not a fan of the ultra-low rise that they tend to use.


- A few others not worth mentioning...trouser styles from WINNERS again...


IN MEMORIAM:

I wanted to take a moment to remember the fallen jeans styles that have disappeared into my past but were well loved during their time with me:


- Goldsign 'Passion' jeans....they still make these but not in the uber-soft wash and relaxed cut that I fell in love with....


- Rock & Republic 'Roth' jeans (a gray-black slightly sheen wash, back when the line first came out and the 'R's would lie sideways on the pocket


Point being, I finally caved and bought the Citizens. They are a gorgeous wide leg, nice blue-black wash and they are a little too tight in the thigh, but overall, quite the find considering my track record thus far!


As I was digging around to find a pic to share with my readers that shows the full booty-hugging beauty of this style, this is what I found:

Cute girl, but hardly the best example of how these jeans particularly flatter a curvy figure... SIGH.


I'll have to do a shot myself at some point.


That's the latest....


T

Monday, April 16, 2007

Bootyful Liar


Ok, I'm speechless. The two sexiest and famously bootylicious women (well one a little less so but her hip gyrations are still something to behold) have teamed up to do a song and an equally steamy video -- "Beautiful Liar"


Yes, my ladies Beyonce and Shakira, in a duet! I wonder who the marketing genius was that paired these two together.... ?


Considering I've had a love/hate relationship with Beyonce, especially after her PR rep for House of Dereon was so abrasive and disgustingly rude to me back in the summer, and the fact that she lost a lot of weight "supposedly" for Dreamgirls.... I'm quite impressed. This video fully showcases the 'back' that made her famous... and apparently she's still got one! Ok, Beyonce, now keep it that way... you just don't look right when you're super thin.... one look at her hips in that form-fitting dress in the opening section, and you'll know what I'm talking about. And don't get me started on the 'humping the wall' sequence -- a bit raunchy but check out the CURVES!!!


Words to describe Beyonce and Shakira in this video:


Multicultural, sensual, deliciously curvy and vocally gifted.... there is not much substance to this video, but with BUTTS like that, quite frankly, WHO CARES??!?


This is what women should look like.....


That's all for now.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Too MUCH Cheek?

I've been wanting to post more regularly with awesome booty news and finds that I come across, but it just hasn't been possible lately with pressing edit deadlines and far less time to research and net surf.

Nevertheless, my friend Michelle at the office received a forward that led me to the following "Weird Booty News":



Ok, so I don't know if this is a legitimate trend in JAPAN.... and I don't have time to really hunt around to verify, so let me know if this is a hoax. Exposed thongs aside, there is an actually BRAZILIAN company that is designing what could be considered the ultimate booty-revealing denim jean:
I didn't actually see anyone in Rio wearing these but good lord..... I'm not on board with this one!
Tatyana